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Pictured are two Chappaquiddick Triathlon t-shirts from our Ted Kennedy is a miserable drunk category.  The shirt refers to Senator Ted Kennedy's drinking & driving homicide incident.  The Chappaquiddick Triathlon t-shirts show the three stages.


Chappaquiddick Triathlon White T-Shirt

Ted Kennedy Triathlon





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Chappaquiddick Triathlon T-Shirts

The senior Senator from Massachusetts, Edward (Ted) Kennedy, is well known for being a drunk.  In 1969, Ted Kennedy was driving drunk with a girl on a small island off the coast of Martha's Vineyard called Chappaquiddick.  He drove off a bridge and his passenger, Mary Jo Kopechne was killed.  These Chappaquiddick t-shirts poke fun at the incident in the form of a triathlon.  Ted Kennedy did not spend one day in jail for this murder.  Instead, he received a suspended sentence of two months in jail for leaving the scene of an accident.  Wearing this Chappaquiddick t-shirt could bring some needed attention to the old case.  Despite killing the young woman, Ted Kennedy has been elected to the Senate in Massachusetts every time since.  This is proof that the voting public is stupid.  He has now served in the Senate for 44 years, but should have served that long in prison.







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