are two Ted Kennedy's School of Swimming t-shirts
from our against drinking and driving category. The
t-shirts read "Learn to Swim" and "Established 1969.
Chappaquiddick, MA". The
Ted Kennedy t-shirts bring attention to his problems.
infamous Edward Kennedy is proof positive that the voters in
Massachusetts are idiots. Ted Kennedy was driving
drunk in Chappaquiddick in 1969 with a young girl.
Teddy drove off the bridge. He lived. She
didn't. These Ted Kennedy t-shirts make fun of that
incident with the School of Swimming. In the middle of
the t-shirt, the life raft says learn to swim. Senator
Kennedy was never charged with homicide. Instead, the
voters of Massachusetts have elected him back to the Senate
for the last 35 years. Get this Kennedy t-shirt and
make the blue state people realize that they need to wake